Cad has lost 'touch' with normal credit crunched type people (or the poor as Cad likes to call them) so is applying for a job. Don't worry Cad hasn't gone mad he is doing it to research his latest book. 'Let them eat cake' a book on surviving the recession. In it you will find, cheapest moorings for your yacht in the south of France, money saving tips, like not having your private jet painted to match your tie. You see it's the little things that add up each month.

Curriculum vitae of
English Horatio Churchill Cad PhD
Educated Eton
Age Sixteen a tragic accident involving a Tiger and an Elephant, Cad inherited 42 million pound sterling, the Cad Estate and 3rd world baby sales Ltd.
Age Eighteen opened world renowned Gentleman's club Jiggle in London's Soho
Age Twenty wrote first of many self help books, Including 'Tongue in cheek'
'Ignorance is bliss' and the best selling book on depression
'For the love of God pull yourself together' Revised in 1990 after the 27 suicides
Twenty to Thirty is a bit of a blur, but have been told it was rather fun.
Using little more than deceit, bribery and blackmail Cad has amassed a personal fortune of many Billions.
Now in Forties looking for new challenges, still unfeasibly handsome with the body of an Adonis mind.
Ideally looking for a Job in Government, Banking, Internet, or any other position that involves corruption, scandal and most importantly vice.
For a full resume read Diary of an English Cad
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